Poetic Post #2

The dog is hairy,
I had a crush on Mary,
That was in middle school,
Now I know what's cool,
Its all about the Benjamin's,
I am experiencing flatulence,
I don't know where this poem's going,
I think the dog is almost showing,
This has become a ramble,
I think for breakfast my eggs will scramble,
I wonder how long this will go,
I don't think anyone could know,
Christie alley got real fat,
She found weight watchers and is All That,
I think I will have a night cap,
In jackass Jonny got stuck in a bear trap,
I just sneezed and it hurt bad,
Today I talked to my mom and dad,
I need to do some laundry tomorrow,
Thinking about that fills me with sorrow,
Shaq is not happy with the NBA,
My roommate matt came out, He's Gay,
Little people on TV,
I think people would rather watch me,
Or at least read my awesome rhymes.
wouldn't they?

If you made it this far...Good for you.